quitmeyer

A quitmeyer always has the biggest dick in the world but is also really nice and caring

I wish I was a quitmeyer

by Olive698 May 20, 2018

quitometer

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

by nilxela September 16, 2016

quityerbitchin

the process of shutting the fuck up

Quityerbitchin and get back to work, douche bag!

by DavidtheAwesomeWordDefiner May 12, 2007

quagmeyer

When one is looking ramrod a female he just met and gets cock blocked by his fucking ex-girlfriend

When my ex showed up, I found myself in a bit of a quagmeyer.

by Anonymous April 14, 2006

Quityerfutopy

The reaction somebody has when they are streaming on twitch and the bodies in their basement start to scream.

Streamer: *Playing games*
Bodies: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Streamer: *Quityerfutopy*
Chat: :0

by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

Quityerbitchin

One word that can end any arguement or may make the arguement go on longer

A:Oh my god my mom slapped me!
B:Quityerbitchin
A:I Hate You
B:K.
arguement over ;D

by JNutter69 February 27, 2009

quagmeyer

A grown mans penis or private part

Stop whippin your quagmeyer out I dont want to see that thing.

by Gabe the Babe June 29, 2008