quitmeyer 

A quitmeyer always has the biggest dick in the world but is also really nice and caring

I wish I was a quitmeyer

quitmeyer by Olive698 May 20, 2018

quitometer 

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

quitometer by nilxela September 16, 2016

quityerbitchin 

the process of shutting the fuck up

Quityerbitchin and get back to work, douche bag!

quityerbitchin by DavidtheAwesomeWordDefiner May 12, 2007

quagmeyer

When one is looking ramrod a female he just met and gets cock blocked by his fucking ex-girlfriend

When my ex showed up, I found myself in a bit of a quagmeyer.

quagmeyer by Anonymous April 14, 2006

Quityerfutopy 

The reaction somebody has when they are streaming on twitch and the bodies in their basement start to scream.

Streamer: *Playing games*
Bodies: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Streamer: *Quityerfutopy*
Chat: :0

Quityerfutopy by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

Quityerbitchin 

One word that can end any arguement or may make the arguement go on longer

A:Oh my god my mom slapped me!
B:Quityerbitchin
A:I Hate You
B:K.
arguement over ;D

Quityerbitchin by JNutter69 February 27, 2009

quagmeyer

A grown mans penis or private part

Stop whippin your quagmeyer out I dont want to see that thing.

quagmeyer by Gabe the Babe June 29, 2008