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The virile member of a male human being. See also: BVP.

Birdman's instrument - and I don't mean his voice - trumps all others in its size, girth, and veininess.

instrument by bigdickbandit March 24, 2008

Words you can keep

instrument

1. a tool for creating music.
2. safe word for a tool used to smoke marijuana; as in a pipe, bong or similar device.

1. the tuba is a large, cockblocking instrument.
2. vendor, please hand me that hippie-shaped instrument and a sample.

instrument by meaney December 7, 2006

instrument

A piece of equipment used to produce music.

Dude, a saxaphone isn't an instrument.

instrument by Konrad July 27, 2004

Instrument

A type of mint

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Instrument by Instrument November 23, 2017

Instrument.

1. A tool used to make music.

1.1.Any condiment.
2. A tool used to torture people.
3. A tool or implement, especially one for precision work.

1: How many of you have played musical instruments before?
2: Do instruments of torture count?
1: No.
3: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
1: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

Instrument. by pseud0nym12470 April 14, 2023

Instrument Tech

A God among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Rumored to outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun any electrician that comes in his path. Sparkys beware of this godlike creature for it is said that even gazing upon their greatness can turn even the strongest man into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his momma. Revered as the brains of the operation.

The instrument tech reigned supreme over the crybaby electricians.

Instrument Tech by Techboss24 May 27, 2016

Instrument Crush

When a person plays a certain instrument you like & they come off 10 times more attractive to you.

Janie wasn't sure if she liked Tom for his looks, his personality or if it was an instrument crush.

Instrument Crush by fosterthe-fagg0ts June 28, 2012

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026