quaintometer

Instrument to measure the quaintness of a village or neighborhood.

Wikipedia entry for Upper Slaughter: A village in the Cotswold district of Gloucestershire, England, with the highest recorded reading on the quaintometer.

by bodogosity June 15, 2025

b.q.

Bogosity quotient. The proportion of what a person says that is bogus. Expressed mathematically: bogus statements divided by total statements.

Paul is full of s***. His b.q. is off the charts!

by bodogosity June 15, 2025