quipister
Person 1: I'm just a black bean buried under the white rice of life....
Person 2: shut up, you ducking quipister!
Person 2: shut up, you ducking quipister!
quipister by jilt gordo April 15, 2014
Words you can keep
quipster
1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.
2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.
Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.
Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011
Quikster
Verb. To destroy a company from within by making a completely bone-headed & out-of-touch business decision.
"Bank of America completely quikstered themselves with that $5 monthly debit card fee. You better sell your shares now if you still have any."
Quikster by Kremlin Hotline October 25, 2011
quickster
quickster by pimpdaddybigdick August 30, 2007
The Quirkster
Sex move in which before cumming, the partner pours a Starbucks latte on the back of the other partner in attempt to be not like other girls.
Partner 1:*moan* aww prepare yourself because I am going to pull off The Quirkster on you
Partner 2: dont use my latte i paid for it with minimum wage money
Partner 2: dont use my latte i paid for it with minimum wage money
The Quirkster by NotCoolGuy June 30, 2020
Quirkster
A college-age youth (usually a nerd, geek, or dork, but not limited to any of those denominations) who attempts to derive some sense of individuality from quirky activities (e.g., attending midnight showings of indie cult hits), homely activities (e.g. baking, knitting), and interjections of peculiar words and phrases into their speech (e.g. "cheers").
Quirkster: "Cheerio, Housemate! Want to help me bake some cupcakes for everyone in the dorm? I can teach you to knit while we're waiting for the dough to rise!"
Housemate: "Shove it up your ass, quirkster"
Housemate: "Shove it up your ass, quirkster"
Quirkster by LeonardNimoy December 18, 2010
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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