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quickster 

Being able to get girls in the sack quick.
Did you see that quickster in action? It only took him 5 minutes to get that girl to his bedroom.
quickster by pimpdaddybigdick August 30, 2007
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quickster 

A person who thinks they are doing something hip or progressive but fails at it - often of the hipster variety. Based on Netflix and their sub-company Quickster, which was a major failure and business flop.

A superhero character from SpongeBob that has only appeared in one episode.
You deserve a chaffing for being such a quickster. I mean who wears butt-tight jeans while riding a fixed gear bike in the hills of San Francisco anyway?

Anyone who would pay $6 for drip coffee and sit on their iPad all day at the cafe is a quickster.
quickster by shayna shenanigans October 25, 2011

Quickster 

Someone who cums really fast when having sexual intercourse
Damn mark, he's the quickster
Quickster by Laika.rar April 27, 2019

Liquor Quicker dicker 

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.
Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.
When ur just a quirky little quirkler little quicky quirkster and ur so quirky quirky quirky quirkstar
“Oh so ur a little quirkster huh ur a little f*ckin quirky little guy huh little quirkster”
Quirkster by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

Quackspertise 

Charlatan with falsely claimed skill or knowledge in a particular area.
Not really an expert, but a quack.

Quackspert (noun).
"State judges have the tools to ban junk science and quackspertise. It's time for them to follow the federal lead and start using them."

-David Bernstein, teaches at George Mason University School of Law and is the co-author of "The New Wigmore: Expert Evidence" (Aspen, 2003).
Quackspertise by MM_IV March 11, 2021

quipster 

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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