Quinnster
The hottest piece of man-meat ever to exist. An intellect sharp as a knife, and a wit to match. Quinnster’s generally are always right, which bothers people, but Quinnster then gently explains why it's okay that he's right, which calms them down. Women are naturally attracted to Quinnster’s mainly because of their swimmer bodies, which consist of rocking abs, massive biceps, calves of iron, steel triceps, etc. Easily described as bisexy, Quinnster’s have tight buns, and chiseled features that could score glass. Most usually half asian. Quinnster’s are friends with all the beautiful, gorgeous, popular, movie-star-type people. The sun shines out of Quinnster’s anus, and makes everyone smile when Quinnster walks by. Quinnster is always more successful then everyone else in everything. It has been said that everything that has ever happened in history has been either the result of a Quinnster , or happened to produce a Quinnster . Getting a Quinnster for a friend is the best thing that could happen to anyone, a Quinnster will light up the dark, will make the ordinary extraordinary, make the plain magnificent. In Quinnster’s hands you will find trust and comfort, happiness, and joy. Everyone trusts Quinnster, and in turn Quinnster will always be trustworth. A Quinnster is an aesthetically pleasing addition to any room, and brings a unique pleasing aroma into the room, not unlike a basket of roses after a mid-days shower. THE most amazing guy you will EVER meet.
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