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lap quilting 

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting
lap quilting by manshark November 24, 2014
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Ali Quicking

This is when one homosexual male performs oral sexupon another male and deepthroats him so agressively that he throws up on his penis. This vomit is then used as an anal lubricant so they can engage is some ferocious bum sex.
"Oh my god, that Ali Quicking we got up to last night was so intense, I chundered everywhere and there was so much of it we could ferociously bum for hours"
Ali Quicking by Zenarocks September 19, 2012

Marie Quilinquin 

A wish she knew it all but knows nothing at all. Walks around with an image of a model in her mind when she looks at her refection, and has breath as fresh as her farts.
Hide yo husbands, Marie Quilinquin is in the house!

quirking 

To fail a class, then repeat the same class over again, only to get the same failing grade you got before.
"Dude, if keep skipping class, you'll end up quirking it!"
quirking by footballrocks37 May 23, 2013

Quirking 

To imbelish, fabricate, or exaggerate a story merely to impress your friends.
Jamie: " Hey bro, i went to some random apartment building where a Chinese lady gave me a shower and some ass play."

Jon: "For real kid? you must be Quirking!"
Quirking by urbaneboy December 16, 2010

Quilling 

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill whilst using vaginal fluids (normally during the female's menstrual cycle) as ink.
Also notable is the similar act of brown quilling with the difference of faeces being used as ink.
Who needs a word processor when they can do some quilling?
Literature coursework finished; Thank you quilling!
Quilling by anonymous nova March 6, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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