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Quelking 

To abort a fetus via hanger, and then drink said “hanger baby”. If done correctly it should be the texture of Robitussin.
Dude after Amanda got pregnant, I quelked the fuck outta that kid.

Instead of an abortion I had to resort to quelking.

I didn’t have enough money to get an abortion I just quelked it instead.
Quelking by Digbickbussymonder March 20, 2024
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Quelking 

Abort fetus via hanger then drink it from straw. (Preferably black midget)
Me and me friends are going on a quelking streak
Quelking by Jelqmaster67 March 21, 2024
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Quelling 

Snorting seroquel to come down after being high too long on an upper like meth amphetamines.
Man, I been up for a week I need to do some quelling so I can sleep this off.
Quelling by Sherri Lynn Anglin July 13, 2016

Querking 

a dance for the twerkally challenged. It involved rubbing that booty up and down a pole while keeping the upper body still and maintaining eye contact with the nearest person
Dude, I think that girl wants me, she's been querking for me all night long!
Querking by QuerkQuerkQuerk August 20, 2013

queaking 

Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."
Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!
queaking by David McBagelstein April 23, 2008

Quelfing 

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing by ricky0144 November 16, 2010

Querking 

Querking, the action of a female letting out a queef while in a twerking state.
Person One: Dayum wats dat smell?

Person two: must be marenda, she can't controll herself once she starts twerking.

Person One: dayum that's what I call querking
Querking by MDylan January 14, 2014
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