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Quelking 

Abort fetus via hanger then drink it from straw. (Preferably black midget)
Me and me friends are going on a quelking streak
Quelking by Jelqmaster67 March 21, 2024
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Quelling 

Snorting seroquel to come down after being high too long on an upper like meth amphetamines.
Man, I been up for a week I need to do some quelling so I can sleep this off.
Quelling by Sherri Lynn Anglin July 13, 2016

Querking 

a dance for the twerkally challenged. It involved rubbing that booty up and down a pole while keeping the upper body still and maintaining eye contact with the nearest person
Dude, I think that girl wants me, she's been querking for me all night long!
Querking by QuerkQuerkQuerk August 20, 2013

queaking 

Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."
Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!
queaking by David McBagelstein April 23, 2008

Quelfing 

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing by ricky0144 November 16, 2010

Querking 

Querking, the action of a female letting out a queef while in a twerking state.
Person One: Dayum wats dat smell?

Person two: must be marenda, she can't controll herself once she starts twerking.

Person One: dayum that's what I call querking
Querking by MDylan January 14, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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