queef beef

Very similar in definition to dangle beef with the caveat that these oversized beat up beef jerky looking pussy lips actually flap in the wind when a woman queefs

Last night LaFawnda had her queef beef flappin' after I got done poundin' that shit.

by youdknowifitwasupinya August 24, 2015

Queef Before Beef

A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.

Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!

by M10-2 May 22, 2020

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

by handsomedom April 19, 2011

beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.

1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.

by Walenski July 11, 2008

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

Beef Queef

A physically imposing man who is completely inefficacious.

Tyrone hard? Shit. Tyrone ain't hard. I seen that nigga fight. That nigga's beef queef.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003