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queefster 

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.
How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it
queefster by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

queefeeweefeey 

queefing on the WiFi in not America
“you wanna hear a funny word: queefeeweefeey”
queefeeweefeey by delaware March 9, 2020

Queefsten 

A rather robust individual with a genetic mutation that causes you to queef uncontrollably.
Dude you're such a queefsten
Queefsten by ainflwahjnfdj November 11, 2010

Queefsniffer 

Someone who enjoys the fragrance of queef, especially if it is from a dirty whore.
Bill is such a queefsniffer, he loves the scent of tuna.
Queefsniffer by QUEEFSNIFFER. December 27, 2011

Queefskeeter 

Queefskeeter When a girl queefs it's from the little baby unicorn that sneezes in her vagina
I've made so many girls queef but I'm never quick enough to see the little Queefskeeter peak his head out. 🦄💨💦

Queefbeef 

Noun - queefbeef, another word for penis, in reference to the sound a vagina makes when air is forced into a vagina through gaps in between movements of sexual intent

Noun - queefbeef, as in a reference to to parties involved in a qualm over a significant others vaginal intentions

Verb - when a person forces a girl away from another party, even though the other party tried very hard, and it's not that they are necessarily lazy, they are just inadequate.
Noun - dude, don't be such a queefbeef.

Verb - John: what's going on with Billy? Is he breaking up with his girl?

Jake: ohhh I wouldn't get involved in that queefbeef, Billy just found out his girl is cheating, it will get ugly.

Submitted by Justin tench, phrase thought of at collosocon 2016, June 3

Justin Tench, Justin Lee, BTSchmieds
Queefbeef by Mr_TDU June 7, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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