The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"
Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!
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Rubbish in german
pronounced "kvach"
Sounds kinda like "crotch"
What a load of quatsch
by Mike September 19, 2004
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Noun, from German
Meaning: Nonsense, Nonsense-talk, Rubbish, Foolish words, Foolishness, Bunk, Bull

Used mostly by German speakers, but can be used in English
"That's utter quatsch!"
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