quastle

A slur for when ducks attack you on a picnic date

John- “let’s go have a date at the park!”

Gertrude- “that’d be amazing”

John- “is that a swarm of ducks”
Gertrude- “oh no”
*couple gets quastled”

by randall 3rd October 30, 2022

Quatle

To verbally assault and then apologize quickly.

Britney you look fat like really fat, just kidding we love you <3. Britney has been quatled.

by NanaGang December 18, 2017

Quantlet

A word to call the clinically insane people of Quanta

Wilbur: you see John over there? I hear he's a Quantlet. We should stay away from him for now.

by Wkkaaksjdwiivjd guy November 5, 2022

Quastlbär

German (specific; viennese street vernacular):

it´s a bear with a large pair of quastln.

just kidding...

a common saying for a fat old woman with humongous breasts and/or a man with a big set of moobies or manboobs if you perfer so.

heast, schau dean quastlbär oa.

translation:

dude, look at that quastlbär.

by Crackingdonut June 11, 2013

Quattlebombed

The act of quattlebombing can be best described as getting "fucked over". This word is used widely throughout the military as subtle way of saying they were screwed over.

Brad Pitt quattlebombed Jennifer Aniston by leaving her for Angelina Jolie

by Mongoose And Impulse January 4, 2010

Quastole

Used in Buddhism for enlightenment or just meaning something really cool

That was a quastole jump on that skate board.

by KingKongboy February 1, 2009

Quattlebon

Someone who takes out their personal insults to another person on urbandictionary.com

>Hey, did you hear you got turned into a slang word?
>What?
>They say on urbandictionary.com that a Joeshmoe is when a hobo sucks your dick for crack.
>What kind of quattlebon put that shit on there?

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003