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What's a quattle? You know what it is!
Quattle by Micheal Hunts Quattles October 30, 2007
Words you can keep
A situation that you're not quite sure about.
"Dude, what type of drink is this?"
"I'm not sure, just drink it."
"It's a quattle in a bottle."

"I want a group of naked women to feed me strips of bacon. Does that make me a pig of a man? Or am I simply a pig that wants to be a man?"

"I'm not sure, that's quite a quattle."
Quattle by D0NKEYKONGA December 5, 2014
To verbally assault and then apologize quickly.
Britney you look fat like really fat, just kidding we love you <3. Britney has been quatled.
Quatle by NanaGang December 18, 2017

Quantlet 

A word to call the clinically insane people of Quanta
Wilbur: you see John over there? I hear he's a Quantlet. We should stay away from him for now.
Quantlet by Wkkaaksjdwiivjd guy November 5, 2022

Quattlebombed 

The act of quattlebombing can be best described as getting "fucked over". This word is used widely throughout the military as subtle way of saying they were screwed over.
Brad Pitt quattlebombed Jennifer Aniston by leaving her for Angelina Jolie

Quattlebon 

Someone who takes out their personal insults to another person on urbandictionary.com
>Hey, did you hear you got turned into a slang word?
>What?
>They say on urbandictionary.com that a Joeshmoe is when a hobo sucks your dick for crack.
>What kind of quattlebon put that shit on there?
Quattlebon by Frau Kak March 10, 2003
An intelligent creature who feeds on surds and indices. Very Mathematical. At present there are only two known to mankind.
The Quartle excalaimed 'Oh come on, it's like teaching the dead!'

When both Quartles are present you might here such phrases as 'Trust us we're intelligent' The Quartles may contradict each other when present in the same habitat for more than 45 minutes for example one might say 'Pack up' and the other will immediately say 'Don't pack up!'

The Quartle's are known not to be good at Art, this is the only criticism the Quartle will accept 'Looks like I need to go to Art class not Maths class'

The Quartle is well known to do anything in their way to prove a point even if it means a bit of a liberty 'Sorry for doing that, it's a bit of a liberty, I know, but it's just to prove a point'

The Quartle will also over pronounce the 'U' and make it sound like 'Yu' for example solution, the quartle would pronounce as 'sol-yu-tion'
quartle by luket93 March 11, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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