Quattlebon

Someone who takes out their personal insults to another person on urbandictionary.com

>Hey, did you hear you got turned into a slang word?
>What?
>They say on urbandictionary.com that a Joeshmoe is when a hobo sucks your dick for crack.
>What kind of quattlebon put that shit on there?

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

Quattlebombed

The act of quattlebombing can be best described as getting "fucked over". This word is used widely throughout the military as subtle way of saying they were screwed over.

Brad Pitt quattlebombed Jennifer Aniston by leaving her for Angelina Jolie

by Mongoose And Impulse January 4, 2010

Mr. Quattlebaum

He's a wave-surfing-science teaching- carpenter who lets us do whatever for our science projects. His nick-name is Dairy Queen. (No, he is NOT gay.)

"DUDE, Who's that semi-bald man dancing on that desk?"
"DUDE, That's soooo Mr. Quattlebaum."

by Kir Allen May 14, 2010

quatlebom

The state of being amazing. Being but not limited amazing, awesome, fye, too fye, deca-fye.

Man that movie sure was quatlebom.

by fxtxfcg February 3, 2010

quartlebot

A perplexing occurance of random events

This week consisted of many quartlebots.

by borborgymus January 2, 2011

quattlebaum

A situation when a gay queer is hanging out with you saying stupid things

Do you know quattlebaum

by Dhgusa March 2, 2021

Spencer Quattlebaum

Really the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has the most beautiful deep dark brown eyes that you could gaze into for hours. Is the best boyfriend anyone could ever get; handsome, funny, smart, athletic. When you are in his arms you feel like you are safe and warm and nothing will ever hurt you and you will want to freeze time right then and there. Has a strange addiction to his hats. But you can always take them after school and know that he will catch you. Sounds dangerous, but is actually the best feeling in the world when he ends up catching you. No matter how hard you try, you will never meet a guy half as good as him. And the spaces between your fingers are right where his fit perfectly. Whenever he holds your hand, you will feel like jumping around and start singing a silly love song. He always looks out for you even if you assure him, you are perfectly fine. Does not want anything to happen to his novia. He is just all around the most perfect guy you will ever meet. :)

Did you see how he was treating his girl the other night?
Yeah, he was a total Spencer Quattlebaum.

by iloveyoutimestwobaby October 6, 2011