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Someone that is obese and sits on the couch and eats tater tots.
Dimitri, you are such a quartot, go to the gym
quartot by Mikeoochie November 11, 2023
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Emo Quartet

The phrase "Emo Quartet" originated from the phrase "Emo Trinity" just like Emo trinity, this inside joke associates with the 3 following bands; Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy. Though in this, it adds 4th member or band to the group the popular punk/alternative duo Twenty One Piløts. And just like in the emo trinity PA!TD represents : electric punk, Mcr: Hardcore metal punk, Fob: rock punk and tøp: Alternative hip hop punkish thing you can't really explain their genre easily.
Ex 1
Girl: "What bands do you listen to?"
Boy: "I really love the Emo Quartet!"

Ex 2

Boy: "What do you hate?"
Girl: "I hate everyone in the Emo Quartet!"

I for one prefer ex 1
Emo Quartet by Joshler Dunseph April 3, 2017

emo quartet

Check this shit out boi because we're about to mix the emo trinity up a wee bit.
Panic! At the disco + Fall out boy + My chemical romance + (get fucking ready for this mate) twenty øne piløts
Pepe: hey meme lord! You like the holy emo trinity????
Meme lord: Mate, haven't you fucking heard? It's the emo quartet now, tøp is as dank as a meme.
emo quartet by JayTheDinosaur October 13, 2016

Vitamin String Quartet 

An alternating group of strings musicians from Los Angeles. VSQ makes tribute albums to all kinds of musicians with strings versions of many songs, such as Coldplay's Clocks and Paramore's Hallelujah. Produced by Vitamin Records.
Have you heard Vitamin String Quartet's version of Clocks by Coldplay? It's really amazing.

rusty brass quartet 

Similar to the rusty trombone and rusty trumpet, this sexual maneuver is a collaborative effort. It requires four people: one man, two skinny women, and one fat one. The fat woman gives the man a rim job while giving him a handjob (the rusty trombone). The man gives one skinny woman a rim job while fingering her clitoris (the rusty trumpet). This woman does the same for the last woman (the second rusty trumpet). This last woman also gives a good rim job and fingering to the fat woman (the rusty tuba).
Man, the rusty brass quartet just seems like it would be awkward to perform. I'm not even sure that's a real thing.
rusty brass quartet by Hygn May 18, 2006

string quartet 

A good violinist, a bad violinist, a failed violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.

In other words: 2 violins, 1 viola, 1 cello.
Our string quartet met for rehearsal today, but all we did was argue about the tempo.
string quartet by Julia Anne December 1, 2005

Barbershop Quartet 

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet
Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!
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