Clocks

An extremely well done but greatly overplayed musical piece by the British dream rock quartet, Coldplay.

Holy shit! They just played "Clocks"! Turn the damn radio off!

by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004

Clocks

A problem. Used in the same sense as "beef".

"What, man, you got clocks?"

by aMILLERd December 13, 2008

Clocks

Clocks are annoying little beings on a place called Newgrounds.com.Led by Strawberry Clock,These mangy beasts will annoy you with there "Speakonia" Voices and So on and so Forth.

PowermadClock is a dillhole,Justl ike the rest!

by Christopher Eloi Redrano November 25, 2004

Clocks 2.0

Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.

Lol idk ‘Clocks 2.0’

by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 27, 2019

Fourty Clocks

Fourty Clocks is when fourty clocks get together and form a grandfather clock which attacks the atmospherical existence of turtles using multiple smurfs.

Wait...was that a smurf? Oh god we need to go, the fourty clocks are coming to get the atmospherical existence of the turtles, hunny! Get the turtles into the log cabin!

by Ching ching! July 1, 2009

Fort Clocks

Fort Clocks is the United States' national depository of timepieces. All of the nation's important clocks, watches, sundials, etc. are held in this near impenetrable fortress located in scenic Charleston, West Virginia. Fort Clocks was deliberately not built in Kentucky like the equally important Fort Knox because Kentucky resides in a state that is split between two time zones and is thus inconvenient for a fortress tasked with maintaining the world's most important timepieces. Of the invaluable clocks contained within the cement walls of Fort Clocks include: The World's Fastest Clock, one of those melting clocks Dali used in his paintings, the atomic clock (which runs almost entirely on the cutting age technology of 'atoms'), the pocket watch that Abraham Lincoln was looking at before his unfortunate death, the new year's eve timer that sits below the ball in New York, an hour glass filled entirely with the souls of dead orphans, the world's most inaccurate sundial, and the timer used in the hit show '24'.

Fort Clocks also harbors an elite military force that is responsible for maintaining the natural flow of time by assassinating anyone in research of time travel. This task force is single handedly responsible for why Einstein's "Theory" of Relativity is still just theory.

Built in 1876 to mark the centennial of the signing of the declaration of independence, Fort Clocks boasts a plethora of defensive features. No one can know for sure exactly what those features are since most of Fort Clocks is underground and visitors are not permitted to be within 800 meters of the structure, but rest assured that our nation's clocks under protected with the greatest care and precision.

"I tried to break into Fort Clocks, but I was shot"

"The scientist was about to make an important breakthrough in time travel, but the Fort Clocks Time Patrol showed up and he was shot"

"Eunice said she never heard of Fort Clocks, so she was smacked upside the head."

"Eunice said Fort Clocks doesn't exist, so she was smacked upside the head."

by The Chairman of Fort Clocks March 16, 2008

1-800-CLOCKS

Synonym for blunder or anachronism. One of the bigger fact-check ommisions or common sense blunders in movie-making history, as displayed in the movie "The Insider" starring Al Pacino and Russell Crowe, which debuted in 1999, as was Directed by noted Michael Mann.

One of if not THE glaring mistake made in the movie "THE INSIDER" - which stars Al Pacino and Russel Crowe - was a van appearing in the background repeatedly showcasing the company name 1-800-CLOCKS on the side of the van, and which DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH DIGITS to POTENTIALLY EVEN be a real phone number -- it is 1 DIGIT SHORT! This will go down as one of the biggest blunders in recent movie-making history. This movie was nominated for a gazillion awards, and for good reason! For those who may not remeber this movie by name, this is the one where the character played by Russel Crowe takes on Big Tobacco. Great movie! Presumably the van should have been painted 1-800-4CLOCKS, the Company that they must have meant to be plugging. Perhaps they will in the remake.

by Philip Eli March 21, 2007