quarfot 

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extra large penis.

That man is gifted with a quarfot.

quarfot by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008

Quarft 

A Quarft is basicly when a girl queefs and sharts at the same time. It will ususally leave a bloody/shitty stain on the surface in which it was released. Sometimes a horrible odor will follow.

"Dude, I can believe we took the girls camping.....there's a huge fucking QUARFT stain all over my Fuckin' sleeping bag. Damnit Ally you dirty slut."

Quarft by Estonian Oete May 9, 2009

quartot 

Someone that is obese and sits on the couch and eats tater tots.

“ Dimitri, you are such a quartot, go to the gym”

quartot by Mikeoochie November 11, 2023