A state of mental distress usually experienced by your partner, which they have no intention of articulating to you, or explaining any reasons behind it, but which they are pissed-off that you are not doing anything about, and will make sure that the nice evening that you had planned becomes a living hell.
Acronym:Quite Upset About Lots Of Different Stuff
NB: Do NOT, under any circumstances, try to explain to a sufferer that they have this condition.
Person of Unspecified Gender:(Enters room with a face like a busted boot)
Partner of Person of Unspecified Gender:(Thinks)"Aw shit! Qualods!"
Qualon is a unique name. (Its rare) Qualon is someone cool an laid back watch his surroundings. He can nice he can be mean. Qualon is known for having a big penis too. Qualon can pleasure a women in bed any night. Qualon knows when to say things an when not to say something.
(Girlfriend) " My baby Qualon knows how to take care of a women.")
When a male receives oral sex and the giver suddenly clamps down with their mouth, tightening like a quahog closes its shell.
"Why are you walking funny?"
"Dude, my girl totally gave me the Rhode Island Quahog last night. Never... again...."
"You should totally pull the Rhode Island rip and ride on her!"