A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.

Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*

Quail Valley Insomnia by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019

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Quail Hunting

To shoot somebody in the face using a powerful hunting weapon. The act must appear accidental and is preferably performed in the style of Dick Cheney.

Dude: Yo, word on the street is Duane is bangin that sweet ass bitch of your's.

You: Shit, man, I know. I'm gonna have to take that dumbass, motherfucka out quail hunting this weekend.

Quail Hunting by J.J. T. February 18, 2006

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quailman

A super hero in the old Nicklodean show, Doug.
The uniform or superhero outfit consists of Doug dressing up with his underwear over his pants, a red cape and a belt around his head.
He fights crime with his sidekick dog, porkchop.

"Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Oh you know...probably some awesome hero...like Quailman or something."

quailman by s4mthug July 30, 2005

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Prairie Quail

A slang term meaning streaker, or one who runs around naked in public for the purpose of attracting attention.

Person A: "Did you hear; the police are searching for a PRAIRIE QUAIL!"
Person B: "I guess I'd better put my clothes back on!"

Prairie Quail by trionna August 21, 2007

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