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quacksp by Robbob69 September 11, 2021
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quackpup 

A quackpup refers to a child who receives a haircut that is rather distasteful in the eyes of the child, and is henceforth embarrassed. A grown quackpup refers to an adult in a similar situation.
"My mom made me get a haircut and everyone was laughing at me... I'm a quackpup now..." "Larry decided to give the new barber a chance and he totally gave him buster haircut, my mans looking like a grown quackpup."
quackpup by quackpup September 23, 2018

Quackson 

The correct pronunciation of croissant. It is mostly used by fans of Tom Holland and other English people. This should be the only way to say croissant.
Staahhp I coulda dropped my Quackson! Tom: “I love a good quackson!”
Quackson by Brie Avocado June 7, 2018

quackson 

The best way to pronounce croissant. Said by our baby, tom holland, and we love him for it. even though it’s sort of a meme, his fans still call croissants quacksons
tom: can you fetch me a quackson from the bakery?

person: do you mean croissant?
tom: no, i mean quackson 😂😂
quackson by tufcarrot February 8, 2019

Quacksalver 

This is very old slang, but is still used occasionally It refers to a person who falsely claims to have medical knowledge or qualifications, especially one who dispenses pills, potions and ointments that have curative properties. The word comes from the Middle Dutch word kwaksalver which means one who sells salves and ointments. Although seldom used nowadays quacksalver is the origin of the term quack which means pretty much the same thing.
“Johnny’s in hospital with pneumonia, his doctor missed it!”
“What did you expect, the old bastard is past it and no better that a quacksalver.”
Quacksalver by AKACroatalin March 18, 2019

Quackson 

Tom Holland being a cute smol bean and his Britishness helping him not being able to pronounce croissant. Then getting memed for it not being able to ever live it down.
“She ate a quackson for lunch today.”
Quackson by Life.sucks.no.question. February 9, 2019

quackson 

quackson is Tom Holland’s way of saying croissant because of his sexy british accent
A: I could really eat a quackson
B: Don’t you mean croissant?
A: yeah but... Tom Holland 🙄
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