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your smart very smart you know exactly how you got here but i am quicker you thought who would possibly do this you have on the way learnt a word that even means the queen is a doosh yet you still go on you can take bull behind the horns now goodluck
who ever searched qf, is dumb stupid and has way to much free time
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Since you got so bored you've decided to skip 12 letters in your keybored WTF.
Me: I've typed qdn and I'm still bored, BUT WHAT IF I SKIPPED 12 LETTERS? *types qf*
Me: I'm going to skip 13 letters *types qg* what the f-
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Short for quick fuck.
John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.
qf by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019
The male equivalent of a queef, a Queef-Fart A.K.A. QF
Greg loves to QF after he has blown you so make sure to cum in his ass...
QF by alandau February 11, 2009
Quarter Faggot
What you call a person that is doing something uncool
When Jim was wearing his baseball hat on backwards and using his hand to block the sunbe was being a total QF
QF by Lmao3827 July 29, 2015

axje.uidchtnmbrl'poygk,qf; 

the result of typing abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz on a qwerty keyboard after setting the keyboard layout to dvorak
axje.uidchtnmbrl'poygk,qf;

Q.F.T.B.M.J.D

Coolest people you will ever meet
I wish I was in Q.F.T.B.M.J.D
Q.F.T.B.M.J.D by Q.F.T.B.M.J.D August 22, 2011
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