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To hookup.
John: Wanna link?
Mike: Bet.
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by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

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iya
Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.
John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”
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by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

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qf
Short for quick fuck.
John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.
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by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

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Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.
John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet
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by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019

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Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.
John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG
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by thevalleyboy April 06, 2019

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A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.
John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.
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by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

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CWM
Short for “cool with me”.
John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm
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by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

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