John: Wanna link?
Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.
John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”
John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.
John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet
Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg
, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg
. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.
John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
A term for the drug Concerta
, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.
John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.
Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.
Short for “cool with me”.
John: Wanna meetup in an hour?