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John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.
qf by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019
Related Words
QFT • QFA • QFS • QFE • QF • QFB • QFC • qfp • qfm • QFD
The male equivalent of a queef, a Queef-Fart A.K.A. QF
Greg loves to QF after he has blown you so make sure to cum in his ass...
QF by alandau February 11, 2009
Quarter Faggot
What you call a person that is doing something uncool
When Jim was wearing his baseball hat on backwards and using his hand to block the sunbe was being a total QF
QF by Lmao3827 July 29, 2015
your smart very smart you know exactly how you got here but i am quicker you thought who would possibly do this you have on the way learnt a word that even means the queen is a doosh yet you still go on you can take bull behind the horns now goodluck
who ever searched qf, is dumb stupid and has way to much free time

axje.uidchtnmbrl'poygk,qf; 

the result of typing abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz on a qwerty keyboard after setting the keyboard layout to dvorak
axje.uidchtnmbrl'poygk,qf;
Stands for "Quoted for Mother F***ing Truth". QFMFT is a response commonly seen in forum threads.
"QUOTE." You're right! QFMFT!
QFMFT by alexfierro November 9, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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