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Qabacalculating 

1.) v. Planning in secret
2.) v. Secretly planning betrayal or secretly acting as a double agent.
1.) Qabacalculating my friend’s surprise party has been hard because they’re so inquisitive.

2.) That qabacalculating quisling backstabbed us!
Qabacalculating by Qythero May 16, 2021

kummu qasai 

A qasai (butcher) famous for phaddas (voilence), drugs, thug-ery and kiting in the old city of Lahore, Pakistan. He started off as a humble butcher apprentice, but through sweat, toil and red-tape, worked his way up to the higher echelons of Lahore politics. Now a much feared assasin and still enjoys strolls in his 7-series BMW and khich in paichay sporting his 200 grand Rolex watch.
Be careful of this guy; he's Kummu Qasai's close friend.
kummu qasai by Madiyaan February 9, 2005
An egotistical blowhard asshole who just want to tell everyone how spectacular they are. On the rare occasion they do anyactual work the wrong thing for the situation. QASAS fall into two main groups: 1 hard working intelligent workers with integrity, who have left the program. 2 lazy no good dumb as fuck ass clowns that will be QASAS until retirement.
Did you hear about the new QASAS? He's fucking everything up, probably going to get someone killed sucking JMC's cock.
QASAS by WhiskeyTango01 December 18, 2019
Short for que pasa in Spanish. It's the equivalent to (sup] in english.
When Martin walked into the bar, I yelled Qasa. He yelled Qasa back and then we had a drink.
Qasa by Bucketdundrunkit July 10, 2017
1, a word used for describing a loud person, usually by the iraqi aunty in the neighborhood
2, a person who refuses wearing formal clothing and attends school wearing sweatpants and crockers
"That boy is such a qarach, he's always wearing a fake Gucci bag and chills outside the local cornerstore after school"
Qarach by Bint Azad June 18, 2016
A bunch of cunts that think they are important.
I wish those QASAS would get out of here and let me do my job.
QASAS by that_guy_F_him February 5, 2015
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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