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kummu qasai 

A qasai (butcher) famous for phaddas (voilence), drugs, thug-ery and kiting in the old city of Lahore, Pakistan. He started off as a humble butcher apprentice, but through sweat, toil and red-tape, worked his way up to the higher echelons of Lahore politics. Now a much feared assasin and still enjoys strolls in his 7-series BMW and khich in paichay sporting his 200 grand Rolex watch.
Be careful of this guy; he's Kummu Qasai's close friend.
kummu qasai by Madiyaan February 9, 2005
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An egotistical blowhard asshole who just want to tell everyone how spectacular they are. On the rare occasion they do anyactual work the wrong thing for the situation. QASAS fall into two main groups: 1 hard working intelligent workers with integrity, who have left the program. 2 lazy no good dumb as fuck ass clowns that will be QASAS until retirement.
Did you hear about the new QASAS? He's fucking everything up, probably going to get someone killed sucking JMC's cock.
QASAS by WhiskeyTango01 December 18, 2019
Dude your a qasac
qasac by _VAN055_ August 1, 2018
A bunch of cunts that think they are important.
I wish those QASAS would get out of here and let me do my job.
QASAS by that_guy_F_him February 5, 2015

qasawadish 

if you have this last name and you are a guy you are really mean to people but nice when you try
damn that boy is such a qasawadish he's mean but lowkey nice
qasawadish by Duckboy1234 February 27, 2019
Qasaye means handsome man that is cold with his feelings and always thinks a step ahed
That man dosent open up he probably is a Qasaye
qasaye by Qasaye July 31, 2021
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