putes 

Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.

Your putes have a very nice appeal today.

putes by CMore68058 March 29, 2010

putes lesbiennes 

Girlfriends who are so close they are mistaken for lesbian lovers

Vous êtes des putes lesbiennes

putes lesbiennes by Cruche January 9, 2017

pukesthetic 

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.

"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."

pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

Pukeshot 

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.

He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!

Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012

putemup

The interjection one yells while one's fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. Short for "put em up."

You just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? Putemup! Putemup.

putemup by spudart January 5, 2012

Sticky Pubes 

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.

Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.

Sticky Pubes by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Fist Full of Pubes 

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders

Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

Fist Full of Pubes by Genitalien August 1, 2020