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peenskeeter 

one whose penis ejaculates prematurely
Jared: Hey bro, you're a noob!
Bobby: Oh yeah? Well, you're a peenskeeter!
peenskeeter by swayzekitten June 2, 2011
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The Preskeet 

In the red light district of Whiskey Row one must receieve a blowjob, blow his load all over the girls face, then lock her out of the room wearing nothing but a pair of boots for her walk home along Whiskey Row.
Shane-- "Dam that tricks got so much jizz on her face im supprised she can still see."
Neal -- " ahah the preskeet strikes again."
Shane-- "Boots with the fur."
The Preskeet by Bite it Scum December 19, 2008

peteckett 

the linking of Peter Wentz and William Beckett.
OMG! peteckett is so HOT!
peteckett by criztinnOwbs April 29, 2009

peteyskeety 

When ur mastrbate
I caught that guy doing a peteyskeety in the bathroom yesterday
peteyskeety by Grandpa shaggy nuts September 14, 2020

Pete Skeet 

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.
Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”
Pete Skeet by captainjoong January 20, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026