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Pubescent 

Pubic hair that glows in the dark.
Jim's pubescent florescence is a turn on for gay ravers.
Pubescent by The Goathole September 5, 2011

Pubescent 

One lacking of hair in the pubic areas.
Pubescentness commonly seen by any middle age gamer or fetuses. (anything under the age of 18)

pubescent paramour 

an under aged secret lover
It costs a fortune for a parent to secure their home to ensure that their teens are not sneaking their pubescent paramour into the house when no one is looking.

pubescent turkey 

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible
Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

pubescent volitility 

the feeling of extreme anger, hatred, or other feelings of malice that lead to different acts of violence and stupidity, associated with going through puberty.
I sense some pubescent volitility in that vandalism

pubescent rage 

Most commonly known as the teenagers who get mad trying to explain to their mothers that you can't pause a live game. Pubescent rages are people going through puberty who get mad at everything. Some things they get mad at can be mothers, teachers, little sisters, dogs, cats, games( "my game gliched and I died") and many more things.
Pubescent rage-" mum you can't pause fortnite. People will kill you"
Mum- " I don't care some ones got do the washing and its not me. Ive got a five o'clock appointment with Grays Anatomy."
Little sister walking by the room-" just do the washing and stop being a pubescent rage"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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