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Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

pubestain 

the stain, frequently found on the crotch of the underpants, resulting from semen that has stuck to the pubes
I've been fucking too much recently as evidenced by the pubestains in my undies.
pubestain by Buttceth November 6, 2012

TubeSteak 

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.
My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.
TubeSteak by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Tubesteak Sandwich 

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)
Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!
Tubesteak Sandwich by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

tubesteak tuesdays 

all you can eat dick on tuesdays.

when a chick comes over and gives you a blow job on tuesday
aww shit its tubesteaks tuesday i got three chicks coming over today.

hey its tubesteak tuesdays at the lil pickle wanna cum?

pubester 

A person who is obsessed with his/her own pubes as well as other living creatures' pubes. Draws pleasure from the removal of pubes with nair and/or by manual pluckage.
I was trimming my pubes and Teresa the pubester came in, collected the pubies off the floor and made a pillow to snuggle with out of them.
pubester by Circle of Jerk September 8, 2007