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pussyfiend 

n.

A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.

Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.

Pussydissis 

A pussy whipped man who's nutsack has been replaced with a hole. He knows his spot in life is behind his wife. At night before going to bed he prays the following prayer "the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right"

When commanded to jump by the wife aka "The Queen", he responds "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!"
Coleen: Steven! Make me a sammich!

Steven: "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!" proceeded by going to the kitchen at 2am to make mamma a sammich.

Steve Pussydissis

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Pussydissis by Unclepac September 22, 2012

Pussymistic

To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.
Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.
Pussymistic by Thanatos13 July 23, 2008

mad pussyish 

to act like a total faggot, a huge pussy; a sissy or wimp
Ben: I'm not stealing that niggers foodstamps!

Me: Whatever! That's mad pussyish.
mad pussyish by MassivePussy November 16, 2011

pussyweeped

testosterone-driven term describing a state of temporary inhibition in human male specific behavior, related or caused by multiple interactions with the same female.
- I'm in love with Lola, I want to marry her and have tons of kids.
- Dude, lets grab a beer, you are too damn pussyweeped today !
pussyweeped by mehigh June 27, 2007

pussyfier 

An rubber object (i.e. a dildo) used as a pacifier for the vagina.
"Damn, I miss my boyfriend. My pussyfier is getting all worn out."
pussyfier by zeppelina_eva October 2, 2007