pussywaggle
pussywaggle by Joecolepheonix September 6, 2009
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Pusswiggle
Adam: "Dude wasn't Andrew making you mad today?"
Sam: "Yeah. I know. He was being such a freaking pusswiggle."
Sam: "Yeah. I know. He was being such a freaking pusswiggle."
Pusswiggle by Sam Hendrickson November 23, 2007
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Pussybagger
A person who rejects all friends to try and get as many girls as he can. Sometimes goes after a girl that his friend likes just because she is a girl.
Male 1 : We havnt talked to Brian in ages
Male 2: Yeah thats cause hes over there trying to score every girl in that group
Male 1 : What a pussybagger
Male 2 : Yeah what a pussybagger
Male 2: Yeah thats cause hes over there trying to score every girl in that group
Male 1 : What a pussybagger
Male 2 : Yeah what a pussybagger
Pussybagger by S.M.M May 3, 2010
Pussywaffle
a rather meaningless expression used to lighten the mood in a tense situation, due to its ability to garner laughter no matter what's going on.
musician: Damn, I just can't play this part right!
producer: pussywaffle.
musician: *laughs uncontrollably, then plays the part*
producer: pussywaffle.
musician: *laughs uncontrollably, then plays the part*
Pussywaffle by jimjam02 April 26, 2010
pussywoggle
The woggling of the pussy.
When someone shoves a finger so far up your ass that your pussy is woggled
When someone shoves a finger so far up your ass that your pussy is woggled
pussywoggle by pussywogglers April 13, 2022
Pussywagging
Noun. The act of walking down the street, pussy-first.
>Implies gold-digging...
- A fake-ass bitch who will shit all over you!
- You don't get the real girl. She masks emotions, lies and plays games.
- Usually obnoxious and attention-seeking.
- Can't even begin to grasp the meaning of self-control.. and lives her life in a completely shitty way.
- A slutty girl who has lost all hope in her ability to FEEL real pleasure. i.e.. regularly has sex with different people and fakes orgasms.
>Implies gold-digging...
- A fake-ass bitch who will shit all over you!
- You don't get the real girl. She masks emotions, lies and plays games.
- Usually obnoxious and attention-seeking.
- Can't even begin to grasp the meaning of self-control.. and lives her life in a completely shitty way.
- A slutty girl who has lost all hope in her ability to FEEL real pleasure. i.e.. regularly has sex with different people and fakes orgasms.
Ie...
Dude: "Yeah we hooked up, but that's all I want from her man."
Guy: "But didn't you really like that chick?'
Dude: "Nah, she wants a boyfriend, but she was just pussywagging. It was an easy hook-up."
Dude: "Yeah we hooked up, but that's all I want from her man."
Guy: "But didn't you really like that chick?'
Dude: "Nah, she wants a boyfriend, but she was just pussywagging. It was an easy hook-up."
Pussywagging by MyTasteIsImpeccable January 30, 2014
pussywaffle cupcakes
Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.
pussywaffle cupcakes by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017
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