Waggles

Major indegestion and diarrhea after consuming shitty university dining hall food.

Tonight after dinner, I will go to the laundry and spew waggles into the dryers.

by Sammy Teal August 14, 2012

waggles

out of the ordinary; crazy; unexpected; surprising

He proposed to you in the middle of the NKOTB concert? That's waggles!

by MonkeyUncle67 December 18, 2008

Waggles

Whenever you go and eat at the wagoner dining hall of UMCW, you’ll get a butterfly effect called the waggles. For some, it’s sheer pain and torture on the toilet, for others, you might just feel unwell. Either way, you got the waggles.

Ahh fuck, it’s sunday again and fisher’s closed! Guess it’s time to enjoy my waggles, from wagoner.

by Johnny Sin September 29, 2021

Waggles

When a breast, Booty cheek or tay tay, wiggles and sway seductively during any activity, sexual or non sexual and mundane.

look at her breasts waggle. Look at how her ass waggles

by tayblue September 8, 2023

waggles

swaying breast or booty cheeks

look at how well her breast waggles

by tayblue September 8, 2023

The Tail Always Waggles

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009

pulling a waggles

to tell an outrageous lie

he's pulling a waggles, he never done that

by tonya minata October 23, 2007