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pussywaffle cupcakes 

The scariest man you will ever meet.
Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

Pusswaffle 

A bitch that artfully dodges 1v1s against superior, breastier opponents. 99% of them are Polish. Some are even Polish chickens, that prefer to play TF2 instead.

Ironically, a pusswaffle may claim that he/vic cannot play due to not having played games prior, even though not playing games is something that accumulates, and is countered by actually playing games. Damn it Vic.

4. Pride and self-righteousness are the root of all conflict. Remember: None of you are more important than another, and the clan is what matters most.
Carnage: Hey MavericK let's have a showmatch.

MavericK: I don't have to deal with this.

Carnage: Pusswaffle
Pusswaffle by Notmike1 July 25, 2011

Pussy Waffle 

A dangerous and war-torn pussy. It is the Somalia of vaginas.
Michelle Duggar had a pussy waffle after her latest miscarriage.
Pussy Waffle by tenaciousday October 18, 2012

pussypuffles 

The most common name in club penguin.
12vie: Whats your CP username
other 12vie: Pussypuffles.
pussypuffles by asaindatingwebsite December 19, 2015

pussywaggle 

when a female speedily waggles her vagina like a dogs tail.
"man that stripper is has some serious pussywaggle"
pussywaggle by Joecolepheonix September 6, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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