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Pussywagging 

Noun. The act of walking down the street, pussy-first.

>Implies gold-digging...

- A fake-ass bitch who will shit all over you!

- You don't get the real girl. She masks emotions, lies and plays games.

- Usually obnoxious and attention-seeking.

- Can't even begin to grasp the meaning of self-control.. and lives her life in a completely shitty way.

- A slutty girl who has lost all hope in her ability to FEEL real pleasure. i.e.. regularly has sex with different people and fakes orgasms.
Ie...

Dude: "Yeah we hooked up, but that's all I want from her man."

Guy: "But didn't you really like that chick?'

Dude: "Nah, she wants a boyfriend, but she was just pussywagging. It was an easy hook-up."
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Pussygagging 

When you can't decide whether to use the word lollygagging or pussyfooting. So you decide on pussygagging
Are you gonna make the meatloaf or not? Quit pussygagging, Mom.

pussywarming 

Similar to a housewarming but it is when a MtF Transsexual has a party to celebrate having her sex change.
Isobel is going to have her pussywarming party in Hevimesta and then try the new pussy out with her boyfriend Aidan.
pussywarming by xerosleep June 11, 2013

Pussylegging 

Someone who eats pussy and the asshole at the same period of intercourse.
Oh baby I love you pussylegging me.
Pussylegging by Second time November 26, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026