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pussytooth 

Someone who is picky about food because they are so used to eating pussy.
mom: i made you some spaghetti
son: fuck spaghetti
mom: i also made turkey
son: i'm a pussytooth, i don't eat any of that shit
mom: i have tater tots in the ov-
son: shut up bitch! either give me some pizza or lay that pussy down on my tooth!
mom : damn, i didn't know you were THAT pussytoothed
pussytooth by dartcc12 August 8, 2017

Pussytooth 

A bone spur or “tooth” found 6-8 inches up the vagina, causing possible hazards and injury during sex. Dudes with short or limp dicks may not even notice this deformity. Females with a pussytooth may develop a reputation and may be plagued width a mysterious stigma.
“Dude, be careful with her, she has a Pussytooth!”
“Christina’s Pussytooth will carve up your gear.”
“ John just went home with Christina and her Pussytooth, but he has a micro penis so he should be fine”
Pussytooth by Rev.sherm April 10, 2022

pussyfooting 

To act or proceed cautiously or timidly to avoid committing oneself, like a cat circling carefuly around something it finds distasteful.
Quit pussyfooting around and face the issue head on.
pussyfooting by Joben May 31, 2004

pussyfoot 

To act in an overly cautious, wussy manner.
Donald never got the nerve to talk to any of the girls in the bar. He just spent the night pussyfooting around and then went home to choke the bishop.
pussyfoot by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

pussyfooter

someone who encounters endless blockades
"hey, mark says he's going to be late; he's encountered an endless blockade on route 1"

"what a pussyfooter"
pussyfooter by Bert Perchman December 29, 2011

Pussyonthepedestalism 

\ˈpu̇-sē-ˈȯn-thē-ˈpe-dəs-təl-ˈi-zəm\

Noun: Feminism
Greg: Hey Jon! Have you seen what those feminists downtown are talking about?

Jon: Yeah, it has nothing to do with equal rights for men and women, it has everything to do with pussyonthepedestalism.

Greg: Bitches.

Jon: Must be lesbians.
Pussyonthepedestalism by JonnyWalker1 December 26, 2011

Pussyfoot 

This is the word of when you type pussy and it autocorrects to pussyfoot.
*types pussy* you: “I want your pussyfoot so bad” her: “wtf”
Pussyfoot by pztso February 21, 2021
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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