A pussy-fest is when a guy or a group of guys spend a day or weekend solely on a voyage to experience as much live pussy as possible. It is like a pub crawl of strip joints, sex shows and escort parlours. A pussy-fest involves enjoying lots of naked girls both visually and physically in a short period of time.

Scored a massive totty count this weekend, first pussy-fest of the year! More pussy and tits than I could shake a stick at, the old' boy will be sore for fucking weeks!

pussy-fest by teejay_uk April 20, 2016

Pussy fest

the complete opposite of sausage fest
a party or gathering where the number of girls is significantly greater than the number of guys

that party was insane! so many girls there, a complete pussy fest.

Pussy fest by mbtgfgf November 16, 2010

Pussy Festival

1. What happens when 2 people say that they are gonna fight, and then proceed to call the fight off.

2. A place full of hot women

1. Man, I hope this fight don't turn into a pussy festival.

2. Holy fuck, man, this club is like a pussy festival!!

Pussy Festival by Kenneth Steel October 2, 2011

festival pussy

When a female is at an outdoor music festival for 6+ hours and her vagina turns into a musty, sweaty, swampy mess

Guy 1: Dude Ultra Miami was awesome, I slammed this hot as raver girl
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!

festival pussy by DonkeyDre May 13, 2014

Festival Pussy

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

Festival Pussy by EDubs September 23, 2016

PussyDestroyer69

12 year old Fortnite gamer

Yo PussyDestroyer69 rez me bro

PussyDestroyer69 by AssholeLicka6000 August 4, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026