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pussy-fest 

A pussy-fest is when a guy or a group of guys spend a day or weekend solely on a voyage to experience as much live pussy as possible. It is like a pub crawl of strip joints, sex shows and escort parlours. A pussy-fest involves enjoying lots of naked girls both visually and physically in a short period of time.
Scored a massive totty count this weekend, first pussy-fest of the year! More pussy and tits than I could shake a stick at, the old' boy will be sore for fucking weeks!
pussy-fest by teejay_uk April 20, 2016

Pussy fest 

the complete opposite of sausage fest
a party or gathering where the number of girls is significantly greater than the number of guys
that party was insane! so many girls there, a complete pussy fest.
Pussy fest by mbtgfgf November 16, 2010

Pussy Festival

1. What happens when 2 people say that they are gonna fight, and then proceed to call the fight off.

2. A place full of hot women
1. Man, I hope this fight don't turn into a pussy festival.

2. Holy fuck, man, this club is like a pussy festival!!
Pussy Festival by Kenneth Steel October 2, 2011

festival pussy 

When a female is at an outdoor music festival for 6+ hours and her vagina turns into a musty, sweaty, swampy mess
Guy 1: Dude Ultra Miami was awesome, I slammed this hot as raver girl
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!
festival pussy by DonkeyDre May 13, 2014

Festival Pussy 

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.
Festival Pussy by EDubs September 23, 2016

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