Definitions by EDubs

Banana Slug 

The male version of fried eggs.

He pressed his naked dick against the store front window, giving the crowd a full banana slug.

Banana Slug by EDubs June 7, 2020

Munt 

Male cunt

That guy is acting like a total munt to the waitress.

Munt by EDubs June 29, 2017

Festival Pussy 

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

Festival Pussy by EDubs September 23, 2016

Emoticum 

A smiley-face or other design you draw on your lover's back with your semen.

She wouldn't let me nut on her face, so I made a huge emoticum on her lower back.

Emoticum by eDubs June 6, 2015

fingina 

a cut or other abrasion on one's finger that looks like a vagina

As his cut began to heal, his pinkie became a fingina.

fingina by EDubs February 23, 2015

ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYST 

The longest written word. The scientific term for tobacco.

ACETYL­SERYL gives you lung cancer.

ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYST by Edubs June 9, 2004