EDubs's definitions

Emoticum

A smiley-face or other design you draw on your lover's back with your semen.

She wouldn't let me nut on her face, so I made a huge emoticum on her lower back.

by eDubs June 6, 2015

Festival Pussy

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

by EDubs September 23, 2016

Banana Slug

The male version of fried eggs.

He pressed his naked dick against the store front window, giving the crowd a full banana slug.

by EDubs June 7, 2020

ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYST

The longest written word. The scientific term for tobacco.

ACETYL­SERYL gives you lung cancer.

by Edubs June 9, 2004

Munt

Male cunt

That guy is acting like a total munt to the waitress.

by EDubs June 29, 2017

fingina

a cut or other abrasion on one's finger that looks like a vagina

As his cut began to heal, his pinkie became a fingina.

by EDubs February 23, 2015