pussy porch

the pouch of fat above a womans pussy. also know as a fupa.

Hey Pete will you look at the pussy porch on that woman..

by Muff Diver Vince January 30, 2008

Pussy-Parcher

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

pussy perch

A way that someone sits that makes them look shaggable as they perched on their pussy.

omg! shes proper pussy perched right now, she looks so shaggable.

by Olympiuh March 19, 2022

pussy poacher

A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Pussy Poacher

A person that tries to have sex with someone their friend is sleeping with.

Your friend slid in my dms mad thirsty, he’s a pussy poacher.

by Ascendingtemptest April 29, 2019

Pussy Parched

A dry spell but it only applies to the lack of vagina in one's life.

Aaron: Damn, I'm so pussy parched
Hannah: If you don't have a weird clown doll we can work on that

by a.a.ron505 February 6, 2021

pussy poacher

A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.

E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."

by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009