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the pouch of fat above a womans pussy. also know as a fupa.

Hey Pete will you look at the pussy porch on that woman..

pussy porch by Muff Diver Vince January 30, 2008

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Pussy-Parcher

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

Pussy-Parcher by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

Related Words

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pussy perch

A way that someone sits that makes them look shaggable as they perched on their pussy.

omg! shes proper pussy perched right now, she looks so shaggable.

pussy perch by Olympiuh March 19, 2022

pussy poacher

A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!

pussy poacher by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Pussy Poacher

A person that tries to have sex with someone their friend is sleeping with.

Your friend slid in my dms mad thirsty, he’s a pussy poacher.

Pussy Poacher by Ascendingtemptest April 29, 2019

Pussy Parched

A dry spell but it only applies to the lack of vagina in one's life.

Aaron: Damn, I'm so pussy parched
Hannah: If you don't have a weird clown doll we can work on that

Pussy Parched by a.a.ron505 February 6, 2021

pussy poacher

A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.

E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."

pussy poacher by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026