Pussy-Parcher 

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

Pussy-Parcher by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

Pussy Parched 

A dry spell but it only applies to the lack of vagina in one's life.

Aaron: Damn, I'm so pussy parched
Hannah: If you don't have a weird clown doll we can work on that

Pussy Parched by a.a.ron505 February 6, 2021