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Pussy-Parcher 

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.
"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."
Pussy-Parcher by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

Pussy Parched 

A dry spell but it only applies to the lack of vagina in one's life.
Aaron: Damn, I'm so pussy parched
Hannah: If you don't have a weird clown doll we can work on that
Pussy Parched by a.a.ron505 February 6, 2021

peachy pussy acne cream 

person A: fuck i really need some peachy pussy acne cream

person B: wtf

Texas peach pussy 

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube
As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy

Peach Pussy 

Similar to Pineapple penis. A week or two after a girl shaves her pussy hair and it gets those tiny little hairs growing that feel similar to the tiny hairs on the skin of a peach.
Man last night my girlfriend's peach pussy gave me a bit of a rash after sex.
Peach Pussy by TexasCowboy8007 August 1, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026