pusswando

Pronounced: PUSS-SWAHN-DOE

Someone who isn't part of the bois, but keeps on saying they are. Often attributed to the fake bro not holding their word

Person A: Did you hear about Ramiro? He ditched the match to go get wingstop.
Person B: oh, thats fine - is he bringing some for us tho?
Person A: Nah - he said fuck y'all - on kami
Person B: On Kami? Fucking Pusswando man. Ala V

by LordRogRog March 28, 2020

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

by ItzAri July 29, 2023

Pusswind

A wind blowing directly into your face.

The 5th hole had a strong pusswind yesterday.

by Joe Bell March 29, 2017

pusswank

Verb
1. Masturbate as a female

Adjective
2. One who is both a pussy and a wanker

1. Shirley is about to pusswank, wanna watch?

2. Wow, Andrew is such a fucking pusswank.

by XxDoRiTOLoRD360xX February 10, 2015

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

pusswad

A guy who is a vagina, or pussy if you will.

Yo, Murph is such a pusswad.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Kayten Pussander

Is broken down as:
KAYTEN: which is simply the drunken form of the name Karen.
&&
PUSSANDER: which is added on merely to show love.

Is defined as:
A way to describe a girl that is cool, original and nice. She's funny, sweet, friendly, smart as hell, she is extremely gorgeous, and above-all flawless. Kayten Pussanders' have a great personality, and are wonderful people. However, they are annoyed by the use of leet, and improper spelling and use of the English language.

Facts of Kayten Pussanders':
-They stream KCoq videos
-They befriend types of people that are SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitutes.

Lastly and most importantly:
Kayten Pussanders' are important people in everyone's lives. Anyone would be lucky to have a Katyen Pussander in their life; and everyone NEEDS a Kayten Pussander.

"I got a chance to hang out with Kayten Pussander last night. Best experience EVER!"

by KAR_in-a November 1, 2009