Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a
fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so
never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and
crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no
father and the same amount of dead children as the
GOAT of soccer Lionel
Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"