pussdometer 

Expression indicating the relative mileage on a woman's vagina.

Player #1: "How was the drillin' last night, cuz?

Player #2: "She bangs, she bangs, bro; that girl had some serious mileage on her pussdometer."

pussdometer by Muhfuh August 28, 2006

pissometer 

Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.

A Halloween cat has one helluva pissometer.

pissometer by Wildfire41 December 26, 2008

pussometer 

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.

Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter

pussometer by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016

Pussimeter sensor 

This is a sensor on your phone that recognizes when potential plus he is coming your direction.

Damn, look at the hottie Sam pulled he must have his pussimeter sensor in

Pussimeter sensor by Puerto Rican chocolat thunder May 3, 2018