A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.
Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.
by Jen November 14, 2003
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Anal or vaginal pry bar
The doctor put his speculum in my wife's cooch, so I told him to throw an extra stitch or 2 in for me when he was done

ass cave pry-bar
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Speculating about the level of sexual arousal that a woman may achieve , in particular how much vaginal fluid she make secrete.
Person one: "I bet she is soooo horny right now.!"

Person two: "Are you speculumating?"
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to shit in an envelope and send it to someone.
"oh man, Tim sent me a speculum. gross"
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