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pursuade 

To convince someone to do what you want by monetarily bribing him.
One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.
pursuade by QuacksO February 24, 2019
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the informal word for pursuit, used by those on 3 am coffee and arguably at least one 5 hour energy, while trying to type a research paper on something they know nothing about but are too lazy not to bullshit it all.
Joe: I am writing this paper in persual of science!
Bob: Isn't it pursuit?
Joe: Nah man, I wrote this at 2 last night, it's totally pursual and I've drank enough 5 hour energy to fight you on this
persual by Caffeine Junkie October 12, 2018

pursuant 

A word randomly used by sovereign citizen in a vain attempt to give any credibility to their insane legalese ramblings.
"I know my rights! Pursuant to the..."
- A sovereign idiot, right before getting tackled by the court marshall
pursuant by Jean Bonneau May 7, 2020
the act of trying to achieve something
She has devoted herself to the pursuance of justice for her son
pursuance by theamethyst13 March 13, 2024

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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