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pursuade 

To convince someone to do what you want by monetarily bribing him.
One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.
pursuade by QuacksO February 24, 2019
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the informal word for pursuit, used by those on 3 am coffee and arguably at least one 5 hour energy, while trying to type a research paper on something they know nothing about but are too lazy not to bullshit it all.
Joe: I am writing this paper in persual of science!
Bob: Isn't it pursuit?
Joe: Nah man, I wrote this at 2 last night, it's totally pursual and I've drank enough 5 hour energy to fight you on this
persual by Caffeine Junkie October 12, 2018

pursuant 

A word randomly used by sovereign citizen in a vain attempt to give any credibility to their insane legalese ramblings.
"I know my rights! Pursuant to the..."
- A sovereign idiot, right before getting tackled by the court marshall
pursuant by Jean Bonneau May 7, 2020
the act of trying to achieve something
She has devoted herself to the pursuance of justice for her son
pursuance by theamethyst13 March 13, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026