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pursuade 

To convince someone to do what you want by monetarily bribing him.
One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.
pursuade by QuacksO February 24, 2019
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persuader 

my badass 12 guage Mossberg shotgun. its all black with pistol grips.called by some a redneck machine gun.
i broke out my persuader on that fuckin' thief!
persuader by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

Persuaded with some Benjamins

The term "persuaded with some Benjamins" refers to bribery. If someone was "persuaded with some Bejamins" he or she accepted a bribe.
Jack: "Remember that robbery I botched last month?"

Sam: "Yeah. Did the Judge throw the book at you?"

Jack: "No. The judge was easily "persuaded with some

Benjamins." I just got a slap on the wrist."

Sam: "Wow, that's the Criminal Justice System at its finest..."

Moral of the story: A judge was "persuaded with some Benjamins" to give the defendant a lighter sentence.
To tempt someone to do something they refused to do before.
I couldn't persuade her to change her mind.
persuade by ♥♡Sweetheart♡♥ December 16, 2014

pussuade 

When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
pussuade by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

persuaded 

adj. (1) Used to describe something that is politically incorrect, or whose public invocation is otherwise considered generally unacceptable, potentially offensive, or uncomfortable. (2) Used to describe a situation that is unfavorable or unpleasant.
In his campaign speech, the senatorial candidate addressed a number of persuaded issues that most other politicians had avoided.
persuaded by Notorious D.E.U.C.E. November 10, 2008

the persuader 

the placing of one's hand on the back of a lovers head to remind them that a hand on the shaft is not enough. The mouth is more like it and is expected.
I was making out with my girl and all she was doing was grapping my dick so I gave her the persuader, and she sucked it like I knew she would.
the persuader by raulieg October 16, 2007
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