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pursuade 

To convince someone to do what you want by monetarily bribing him.
One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.
pursuade by QuacksO February 24, 2019
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pursuant 

A word randomly used by sovereign citizen in a vain attempt to give any credibility to their insane legalese ramblings.
"I know my rights! Pursuant to the..."
- A sovereign idiot, right before getting tackled by the court marshall
pursuant by Jean Bonneau May 7, 2020

sam purviance 

Thickest and moistest boi in the whole nebula
Sam Purviance gives the moistest Zucc
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022