persual

the informal word for pursuit, used by those on 3 am coffee and arguably at least one 5 hour energy, while trying to type a research paper on something they know nothing about but are too lazy not to bullshit it all.

Joe: I am writing this paper in persual of science!
Bob: Isn't it pursuit?
Joe: Nah man, I wrote this at 2 last night, it's totally pursual and I've drank enough 5 hour energy to fight you on this

by Caffeine Junkie October 12, 2018

persuader

my badass 12 guage Mossberg shotgun. its all black with pistol grips.called by some a redneck machine gun.

i broke out my persuader on that fuckin' thief!

by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

Persuasia

using Asian-like wile, guile, trickery, or other form of subversion to achieve ones goal

Instead of using karate, Chuck Norris used persuasia to trick me into loaning him my car for the weekend.

by aiyaa July 27, 2010

chemical persuasion

n. The (usually illegal) act of drugging or intoxicating someone to persuade the person to do something.

Since he never really listened to anything I said, I decided to use some chemical persuasion to get him to have sex with me and it worked.

by MadameTesla May 17, 2015

Asian persuasion

The spell cast upon an individual in love with members of the Asian race.

ahhhh, that tina, she's under the asian persuasion...

by tina! May 10, 2005

Asian persuasion

When someone is particularly attracted to asian people

‘Yo, Julia is always dating asian guys, she’s definitely got some asian persuasion’

by Steviewonderifhesblind July 31, 2019

Persuaded with some Benjamins

The term "persuaded with some Benjamins" refers to bribery. If someone was "persuaded with some Bejamins" he or she accepted a bribe.

Jack: "Remember that robbery I botched last month?"

Sam: "Yeah. Did the Judge throw the book at you?"

Jack: "No. The judge was easily "persuaded with some

Benjamins." I just got a slap on the wrist."

Sam: "Wow, that's the Criminal Justice System at its finest..."

Moral of the story: A judge was "persuaded with some Benjamins" to give the defendant a lighter sentence.

by Alias1989 October 27, 2011