purpodent

(adv.)

a word used when something was technically an accident, but it ultimately benefitted you, so you can claim you absolutely knew what the fuck you were doing. shit wasn’t intentional. it just worked.

a combination of purpose and accident.

further, it is the shorter form of purpodentally: accidentally on purpose.

I embarrassingly sharted my pants at work and my boss just stared at me like “yeah… go home dude.” I totally did that shit on purpodent.

purpodent by cardpooltunnel June 16, 2026

purposcentally 

Doing something on accident that works in your favor and could seem on purpose

As the basketball game was ending I got mad and threw the ball and purposcentally made a 30 yd bank shot to win the game.

purposcentally by ElChueko October 26, 2014

Purpident 

When you do something on purpose, but make it look like an accident.

Jason purpidently spilled his soda so he wouldn't have to pay for a refill.

Purpident by Tatiara Collins April 27, 2008

Prodent 

Abbreviated version meaning Professional Student.

He's been in classes for 9 years now, I think that qualifies him as a prodent.

Prodent by nanamaja January 18, 2010

purpodentally 

An action taken half by accident, half on purpose. Mostly used to cover error, but can be used in times of extreme serendipity to brag.

Other usage: on purpodent, purpodental

EX 1
Joe: *trips while trying to jump over a bench - everyone laughs - he jumps up*
Mary: Nice bail Joe!
Jim: You okay?
Joe: Yeah, I did it purpodentally to make you laugh!

EX 2
Mary: *aiming for a target with her bow and arrow, shoots and misses the target, but hits the tree, knocking down a frisbee that's been stuck for 10 years*
Jim: You missed!
Joe: Yeah but we got our frisbee back! SCORE!
Mary: Thanks, it was purpodental.

purpodentally by scifivxn January 18, 2006

purpcident

doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident

Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry!

(Jill trips Carol on purpcident)

Jill: Ohh Carol! I am so sorry I tripped you!

Carol: That's OK!

purpcident by ander594 February 20, 2009

purpsodent

When you do something on purpose, but make it appear to be an accident.

Susie was walking to the table with her lunch tray when Emily pretended to be getting up from the table to leave, stuck her leg out and tripped little Susie on purpsodent causing her to fall and drop her lunch all over the floor.

purpsodent by Miss.b.havin November 20, 2015