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Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

Purpcidant 

Purposely doing something with the Intentions of personal pleasure or gain but receiving negative feed back and flip flopping into an accident excuse!
Logan sent suggestive messages in hope of Recieving a “HAPPY ENDING” ending in rejection and causing him to blame his actions on being an accident. Ie (purposely+Accident)=purpcidant

purpodentally 

An action taken half by accident, half on purpose. Mostly used to cover error, but can be used in times of extreme serendipity to brag.

Other usage: on purpodent, purpodental
EX 1
Joe: *trips while trying to jump over a bench - everyone laughs - he jumps up*
Mary: Nice bail Joe!
Jim: You okay?
Joe: Yeah, I did it purpodentally to make you laugh!

EX 2
Mary: *aiming for a target with her bow and arrow, shoots and misses the target, but hits the tree, knocking down a frisbee that's been stuck for 10 years*
Jim: You missed!
Joe: Yeah but we got our frisbee back! SCORE!
Mary: Thanks, it was purpodental.
purpodentally by scifivxn January 18, 2006

purpcident

doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident
Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry!

(Jill trips Carol on purpcident)

Jill: Ohh Carol! I am so sorry I tripped you!

Carol: That's OK!
purpcident by ander594 February 20, 2009

Purpidentally

Purposely on accident or accidentally on purpose.
She purpidentally forgot to take care of the mess.
Purpidentally by Z Ezh July 20, 2020

Purpsident 

When something happens and it happens to be on purpose.
When a person gets in a car crash and the car crash happened on purpsident.
Purpsident by LeavesonTrees August 9, 2009
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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